Unique?

Kurilian mascarpone cheese.

Important Warning (!)

I usually don't forward these but this is pretty important. Don't get caught out:

Send this warning to everyone you know, it is apparently happening all over the South.


IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR NIPPLES.

DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR NIPPLES.

THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR NIPPLES.

I wish I'd seen this email yesterday..
I feel so stupid.