Do you know how interesting your friends are?

My good friend 'Picto' wrote to me so I wouldn't forget how cool I was. Or something...

Hi,
Sprengiko...
...how are you?

I keep meaning to tell you this but I've been waiting and monitoring it over the past few weeks. Basically, every time I speak to one of the other guys you normally come up in conversation, kind of like this:

friend A: "Did you get Rich's latest e-mail?"
friend B: "Yeah, I think so. What was it about?"
friend A: "It was really funny, he's, um. It was bloody funny anyway."
friend B: "Yeah, I remeber. It was really funny."
friend A: "The way he writes, so funny."
friend B: "So what you up to this weekend, fancy doing something?"
friend A: "Yeah, probably. I'm easy"
friend B: "Guess I'll see you then, then."

Anyway, anyway, anyway (get those fuckers out the way to save starting all my paragraphs with anyway). Anyway, good to hear you've been sleeping with girls - it's the technicallities that don't count - 'sleeping with' 'smeaching with' who cares. CR sounds good - how hot is it out there at the moment?

I'm going to St. Lucia next week for ten days - don't know if you fancy rowing over or something? Preferably not, but the offer's valid.

I haven't really got a lot else to say - just letting you know that you're being thought of and that there'll be lots to do when you're back.

Merry cuntmous x

do you know the way to san jose?

Dear all,
hope you are well, I am ecstatic as I have made it to costa rica. I cant stop smiling (metaphorically speaking - I’m still looking moody at all times) went out this evening in san jose and had a massive snowball fight (with hole punch paper) in the streets which was interesting.
nicaragua was very nice, wont bore you with too many details but one afternoon we went round an island in a pickup with seven drunk Nicaraguans and a big bottle of rum and I dont remember anything after 6pm. I do however have photos of me looking scared and being kissed by one of them (I am reliably informed thats all he did), also I fell out of the pickup (blood), slept in a corrido, threw some food about, rambled on to an austrian couple and took my anti- malaria pill. twice. not really sure why but I woke up in the middle of the night thinking I hadnt and took it again- with tap water (usually its red wine)- and woke up the following morning with some nutty side effects that werent helped by the rum (dehydrated, dizzy and paranoid) and to be honest the whole of last week is like some faint dream and I think its best if I try to scrub it from my memory and start again (its not like I know what the date is anyway). oh the other day I was in a car with a goat in the boot. or at least I think I was.
I was travelling with one girl but she went home (probably something I said)
so I then went to meet some others, (one hotel room, three beds, four girls) and after a sleepless night (sadly not as dirty as it sounds) we hiked up a volcano. And I saw three countries at once.
so thats about all I’m gonna write for now, Christmas is soon so think of the children.

Jingle Bells Rico