New Fridge

From time to time in my job of high importance I have to send emails of abuse to full grown adults...

Dear all,
I am pleased to announce that the new fridge has been delivered and is now up and running and waiting to cool your food. Please make every effort to ensure that the fridge is well looked after, as maintenance checks will be made on a regular basis, and unclaimed food may be thrown out. If you clearly label your own food in an appropriate
manner (perhaps using your name) you will be consulted before food is removed. Treat this fridge as your friend and it will reward you, treat it as a slave and it will revolt.
Thank you,
Sprengiko.