Picto

My friend Shaun (Picto) is a funny chap. Here is one example of why...



Just remembered I really should fill you in on another memorable shaun
weekend in brighton the other day.
The first thing he did was pull james' flatmate kat...
It was really funny actually, he was playing baa baa black sheep on the ocarina, and she was gushing, "oh shaun, that's amazing" (really), so i left them to it on the sofa and slept in kats bed.
The next night after walking out of the club without telling anyone (paranoia?), shaun went back to james' and sat around with james' other flatmate and tried to pull her mate. when i got back i thought he was getting it on, but he wasnt, just had his hand near her arse.
He then proceeded to get really f*cked and knock things over. first he knocked over a shisha, burnt a hole in this girl's tights (and her leg)and left a big block of coal on the wooden laminate floor.
Five minutes later we can smell burning and shaun has managed to also burn a big black hole in the aforementioned floor, without noticing, despite the fact it was right by his foot.
Then he knocked over a bottle of wine.
Then he knocked over the same bottle of wine, again (spilling what was left in it).
Then he dropped an ashtray and broke it.
Then he knocked several juggling balls (we were at james') and a bottle of massage oil (don't ask) onto the floor and all over james' work file of arty stuff. (didn't bother to clean this one up). (or any of the others for that matter).
Then he knocked over another miscellaneous bottle (magically still full, despite our having drunk everything).

Just as i thought my life was in danger from THE clumsiest man alive(he was also smoking like a trooper, which he had been refusing to do all day because of the 'problem') i knocked over another bottle of wine all over my mobile. which is now 2lbs heavier...

Nan for free

I was slightly amused by this photo of my Nan sat on her walker in Boots, next to the buy one get one free stand.