BREAKING NEWS: London 'Almost Finished'

Hello all,

As you know, I pride myself on keeping abreast of a number of 'situations' that develop in and around our working environment.

Thus, a 'situation' has indeed developed, the details of which I will pass on to you now.

It appears that the Marylebone Road (between Edgware Rd and Baker St) is due another makeover, this time of a 'High Friction' nature.

The road will be closed overnight (2030hrs - 0600hrs inclusive) between Tues 29th March and Fri 8th April, though the works may go on until Fri 15th April should the weather be unsatisfactory. A diversionary route will be in place during these hours, though normal service will resume in the daytime.

On the plus side, I have it on good authority that this is the proverbial icing on the cake, and that once completed the city of London will be 'finished'.

Thanks,

El Sprengiko.