A FUNNY TRUE STORY

...but only if you know these two...

TOM HOOKER AND DAN SULLY WALK INTO AN ART EXHIBIT IN
THE TATE MODERN. THERE ARE TWO VENDING MACHINES IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE ROOM. ONE OF THE VENDING MACHINES HAS A
FLICKERING LIGHT.

TOM SAYS TO DAN: "OH LOOK, ONE OF THE LIGHTS IS
BROKEN. THEY SHOULD FIX THAT."

DAN LOOKS AT TOM WITH A CONTEMPTUOUS EXSPRESSION AND
SAYS "TOM! DONT BE SO STUPID! ITS MEANT TO BE
FLICKERING. THIS IS ART. EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM IS
CAREFULLY PLANNED, RIGHT DOWN TO THE PATTERN OF DIRT
ON THE FLOOR. ITS ALL THE ARTIST'S CHOICE. EVERY
SINGLE DETAIL IN THIS ROOM IS INTENTIONAL."

WITH TOM CORRECTED, THE TWO STAND THERE, ADMIRING THE
ARTISTRY OF THE PIECE.

JUST THEN, A WOMAN WALKS INTO THE ROOM WITH A
SCREWDRIVER TO FIX THE LIGHT.