Green Man Festival Part 4

It's been a long time (well, a few days) coming, but here at last is part four of my Green Man festival experience.

Here Nymph of the Grot and my good self discuss the merits (or lack thereof) of festival toiletting. But here's the clever bit - we do it from each other's gender specific perspective. And then get a bit confused.

Just how do male and female portaloo habits conflict?

Find out below!

Green Man Festival Part One

This year a motley crew of us headed over to the Brecon Beacons for the Green Man festival. We had a lovely time, despite all the folk music, and here is part one in a series aimed at telling you why.

On the Friday the weather was (comparatively) good. Sure it got worse from there, but I've chosen to focus on the Friday.

Green Man Festival Part Two

So it got dark...

But never fear, my new video camera has NIGHTVISION!

Everyone looked a bit weird but we carried on regardless.

In this next short video, Picto and Nymph of the Grot get in-depth and existensial about the highs and lows of festival bar work. It is also perhaps of note that they do so in a tent.

Green Man Festival Part Three

In this short video, we move our attention to Friday headliner Joanna Newsom.

She spent an unbelievebale amout of time warming up her cold dead harp, so long in fact, that Nymphy, Picto and I got all multi-media to pass the time, making, among other things, the video you're about to see.

Naturally our conversation evolved on to fucking pigeons (sexually), which I blame Joanna entirely for.

She was very good in the end, but sadly all you get from this video is us waiting around talking about dirty bird sex and a slight feeling of nausea.

Apologies (especially to J.N.)

Last Exit Part Six - Serbia

And so we finally arrived at Exit. A phenominal festival, I would recommend it to anyone who has a soul or at the very least ears (two). Unfortunately I didn't film any of it, but there is some footage here of the beach by the river, the campsite, and a fat man from Sheffield...

Last Exit - The Trailer

Ah, holidays! How they warm the cockles, increase the peace, impregnate my yang.

Not only is there a half hour feature devoted to Steve Allen, Andy Woody and the interrailing trip to Serbia, but I also made a trailer, and here it is (i'll try and do the full version in segments over the next few whatevers...)