QED Market - London's Southbank

I headed down to the Southbank the other day, to make an atmospheric video of the QED market.

Totally recommended! The food and drink was fabulous, and the video went OK too!

Breakfast in the East Village

Crazy shenanigans, I know. The final video of our New Yorkan stay is set in a little restaurant in the East Village.

SEE us look at the menu!

WATCH our breakfast get delivered!!

VIEW me take my first mouthful!!!



YUM YUM YUM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Alright, it's a bit boring, but it's well bloody real.)

Richard's Pasta Cafe

Another video for you fine video loving folk, here's one of some fellow called Richard making a less-than-hilarious joke (in fact it's not exactly a joke, more a mildly amusing play-on-words) about a pasta cafe.



Because 'pasta' sounds a bit like 'past a'. Geddit??? GEDDIT???

Honestly, there's just no pleasing some people is there, you anorexic bastards.

The scotch egg incident

There was an incident. It involved a scotch egg. Relive the glory in intimate detail here...

Cheese and Port

As I sat on a fine late summer's day in Victoria Park, with Christopher J. Stone by my side, I couldn't help feeling a little romantic.

Here we were, two eligible batchelors in a secluded setting, discussing the merits of fine cheeses over a glass of port wine.

It was an extremely erotic experience.

And here for your audiovisual pleasure is that very experience, and our candid thoughts on the flavours we were experiencing.

We then went back to mine and made love for some time. Though this is not included in the video for reasons of taste.

A cookery lesson from Nymph of the Grot

Not only did I do for you a virtual tour, I also videoed Nymph of the Grot, who was busying herself making vegetable pearl barley risotto for me.

And very tasty it was too.



Let me know if you want the recipe...

Thailand 17 - Sticky Rice

And so we made our way back to the mainland, stopping for Sticky Rice and Mango on the way. It was grey and wet, but that didn't stop Steve from pretending to play his guitar!

Last Exit Part Eight - Slovenia

Not to be confused with Slovakia, Slovenia has clothes shops in place of hot women. We looked for food and found 'a massager made out of six penises'. (Penises? Penii? who knows)...