Bestiality ROCKS!

Seriously, I was, like you, a lover of all things human. Until last weekend, when I happened to get drunk and dip my toe in unchartered waters, thanks to the HOTTEST pig I have ever met, Daisy.



But you can hardly blame me for my infidelity. I learnt everything I know from the master, Picto, who earlier in the evening had received head from a labrador.

Can Crushing Fiesta

Say what you like about the Evans Brothers, but they would make excellent wives, as we found out at a recent party.

Here, the following morning, Old Tom Evans crushes cans to death with his bare shoe! What a man / lady.

This is actually a pointless video.

How to ruin a good birthday sing-song

James's 26th. A birthday to remember. Sadly both James and I were inebriated before the party even started, and combined to mess things up and then spill red wine on the floor.

Which is exactly what I'm doing here.

How to ruin a good birthday sing-song

James's 26th. A birthday to remember. Sadly both James and I were inebriated before the party even started, and combined to mess things up and then spill red wine on the floor.

Which is exactly what I'm doing here.

Dog or Corpse?

It' a tricky question, but someone has to answer it. Why not these drunk people!

Would you rather have sex with a dog or a corpse? Predictably silly results.



I'm convinced. It would be a pleasure either way.

One Minute Party*

Hot party action, for one minute, so you won't have to waste much of your life in re-living the joy.



*Obviously the actual party lasted longer than a minute, though I didn't feel the need to include all of it.

Thailand 15 - Hat Rin

Hat Rin. Travellers paradise or gap year trustafarians' boozy hang out? I'd plump for the latter, but the whiskey red bull buckets were great.

That said, the sight of another teenage backpacker jumping through fire would be enough for me to empty my alcoholic stomach back into the aforementioned bucket.



The twats.

Nightmare on Elmcroft Street

WATCH the trailer for this gruesome horror film here!

Nymph of the Grot had a party. Everyone was welcome. This proved to be her downfall. A weird Mancunian called Jason proved to be the problem. Terrifying, haunting stuff!