Ben's Stag do (Part one - Arrival)

As Best Man for the wedding of the century, I had the dubious honour of organising the stag do. Which I did BRILLIANTLY (awfully).

We arrived in Porthcothan Bay in the middle of the night to an almighty scene. It was all kicking off!

Sadly, by the time I had located my video camera it had all stopped kicking off, so we were left to muse over recent incidents, welcome everyone to the campsite, whisper a lot, and eat some brie and mango wraps.

Which we all did MAGNIFICENTLY. Before heading of to bed at the faintest hint of rain.

Boating in Bath - epilogue

Finally, everyone put down their weapons, wiped their crying eyes, and agreed we'd had fun. But nobody told Shaun, who was convinced he had been witness to one of the great 21st century disasters.

Did anyone see a ghost?

Steve Allen soon lightened the mood by requesting a drink. Nice work Steve!

Boating in Bath - part three

Our time at the pub over, we headed back down that treacherous patch of river to the safety of the boathouse.

Tensions escalate as a healthy mix of alcohol and chauvinism reach fever pitch, while Steve Allen comfortably eats a banana.

Boating in Bath - part two

After a treacherous journey upstream, the motley crew of boaters relax and collect their thoughts at a nearby public house, The Bathampton Mill.

Boating in Bath - part one

A whole massive group of brilliant people headed for a weekend in Bath, and spent a beautiful Saturday rowing up the Avon to a pub, drinking in aforementioned pub, and then rowing back down the the boathouse.

The first part of this epic adventure is captured in this short video.

Happy Punkday

It was Steve's 26th, and he'd come all the way back to Blighty to celebrate.

However, we weren't to know that, so Picto, Steve Allen, Random Boy, The Slyson-Dimms and Nymph of the Grot rocked out on his behalf for this groundbreaking music video song thing.

Josie: The Prologue (Summertime)

Ah bask in the glory of summer, as we wave farewell to deserter Josie Slimm, who leaves these fair shores for life in Australia today.

First up, the prologue to her party, in which a band plays a song while everyone dresses up.

Dog or Corpse?

It' a tricky question, but someone has to answer it. Why not these drunk people!

Would you rather have sex with a dog or a corpse? Predictably silly results.



I'm convinced. It would be a pleasure either way.

The Greatest EVER Pool Game

While at the party, we accidentally had the GREATEST EVER pool game.

It had everything: tension, partnerships, balls, sunglasses, beer, music, controversy, steve allen, and even an ending with a twist!

One Minute Party*

Hot party action, for one minute, so you won't have to waste much of your life in re-living the joy.



*Obviously the actual party lasted longer than a minute, though I didn't feel the need to include all of it.

Nightmare on Elmcroft Street

WATCH the trailer for this gruesome horror film here!

Nymph of the Grot had a party. Everyone was welcome. This proved to be her downfall. A weird Mancunian called Jason proved to be the problem. Terrifying, haunting stuff!

Greenhouses

Have you ever wanted to build a greenhouse, to house all your vegetables all year round, but don't know where to begin?

Well Esteban is doing just that. But he does know where to begin.

HERE!